Meanwhile, Russian "Z-writer" Prokhanov and pro-Kremlin "Night Wolves" bikers baptized the Moon.

They brought a piece of a granite boulder, called it a "celestial moon rock," held a religious procession, and claimed they were making the Moon Orthodox to "unite it with Russia."… pic.twitter.com/1iTZyc7F6a

— Anton Gerashchenko (@Gerashchenko_en) September 30, 2026