Kate Middleton theories:
- secret baby (ginger)
- game of hide & seek got out of hand
- self-immolated 4 Palestine
- eloped with Princess Eugenie
- locked in bathroom
- becoming non-binary
- joined ISIS
- mission 2 moon
- growing out hair colouring disaster

— Sarasaurus ✡️ (@saralikeclara) February 27, 2024